Painful... but True

Easter dinner

2009-04-11T13:28:00.002-04:00

Happy Easter everyone. Rabbit stew for supper tomorrow.

so.

2009-03-12T11:12:00.000-04:00

idespisealmosteverythingintheentireuniverse.

almost.

Strawberries

2009-02-18T16:22:00.002-05:00

Call me old-fashioned if you must, but:
I do enjoy a nice breakfast of strawberries and cream.

Headlines.

2009-02-08T19:21:00.000-05:00

Oh goody! I have fantastic news!

It wasn't syphillis AFTER all!

Ice

2009-01-29T15:28:00.001-05:00

Is the ice build-up thicker on my car, or around my heart?

Too Long

2009-01-15T22:45:00.001-05:00

It has been much too long since I have posted, my beloved followers.

What? I don't have any?

Sugar Rush

2008-12-19T16:34:00.002-05:00

I have officially had too many cookies over the last several days.
My whole mouth tastes like sugar 24 hours a day.

Diabetic coma, here I come.

Pondering...

2008-12-17T17:22:00.002-05:00

Is it just me, or is there something wrong about a millionaire wearing the same (dingy-looking) shirt every blessed day???

If I am ever a millionaire- my wardrobe will be off the hizzy. Just so you know.

Monestary Dreams

2008-12-10T14:04:00.000-05:00

Sometimes, I truly wish that I was off living as a Trappist Monk.

Not only would the solitude be nice- but so would the jam.

Numbers

2008-12-06T11:17:00.006-05:00

10- the # of cars I saw either crashed or spun out on my way to work today.

1087- the # of cents I have to last me this week.

2- the # of faces I wish to stomp.

0- the # of times I've missed that dumb slut anyway.

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gay Cowboys

2008-12-03T15:17:00.002-05:00

***PARENTAL ADVICE FROM A CHILDLESS BACHELOR- IGNORE IF YOU WISH***

Actually... I suggest that you encourage your sons to be as queer as a 2 dollar bill.
My late uncle Freddy always used that expression. Thankfully, Uncle Freddy can RIP knowing there are plenty of people carrying on his great tradition of bigotry.

I'm rather negative and heart-broken as of late. Time to return to a life of male sluttery.

Officially Christmas Season

2008-11-28T10:43:00.002-05:00

Oh goody. I love sleigh bells and pine scent.
I actually really do enjoy the smell of pine, but I am not sure if I've ever been blessed with the opportunity to hear REAL sleigh bells. Hmm..

I'd take my girlfriend on a cuddly, nice, warm bell-filled sleigh ride for the holidays-

EXCEPT SHE"S A BITCH.

ACHOO!!!

2008-11-07T11:57:00.003-05:00

I hate sneezing. I don't like that uncontrollable feeling that simulates your brain squeezing through your nasal cavities. Owie.

Not to mention that I can't ever just sneeze once-
it's always a parade of nostril winds.

grape soda

2008-11-06T09:29:00.002-05:00

Some people are so ridiculous that it's unbelievable.

Civic Duty

2008-11-04T12:10:00.005-05:00

I didn't realize how strongly I really felt about this election until after I voted.

After casting my ballot, I was walking to the car and had tears welling up in my eyes.
Totally gay, I know.

This is history in the making though. It's huge.
(So, THERE!)

Obama: FTW!!!

2008-11-03T13:49:00.002-05:00

Tomorrow is an incredibly important day. Election Day.

I'm voting for Obama, and contrary to the beliefs of my older, conservative work peers-
it is NOT because I think he's "cool."

It's because I think he's better. He is.

So what.

2008-11-03T10:39:00.000-05:00

I have an incredibly persistent headache that wants a much longer commitment than I'm ready to sign off on.

This headache must be a woman.

Slice here.

2008-10-15T14:22:00.003-04:00

I'm not certain that this blog will create the freedom I desire-
but it is worth a shot I suppose.

I'm not seeking privacy.
Just honesty.