Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gay Cowboys

***PARENTAL ADVICE FROM A CHILDLESS BACHELOR- IGNORE IF YOU WISH***

Actually... I suggest that you encourage your sons to be as queer as a 2 dollar bill.
My late uncle Freddy always used that expression. Thankfully, Uncle Freddy can RIP knowing there are plenty of people carrying on his great tradition of bigotry.

I'm rather negative and heart-broken as of late. Time to return to a life of male sluttery.