so.

idespisealmosteverythingintheentireuniverse.


almost.

Ice

Is the ice build-up thicker on my car, or around my heart?

Numbers

10- the # of cars I saw either crashed or spun out on my way to work today.

1087- the # of cents I have to last me this week.

2- the # of faces I wish to stomp.

0- the # of times I've missed that dumb slut anyway.

Mamas Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Gay Cowboys

***PARENTAL ADVICE FROM A CHILDLESS BACHELOR- IGNORE IF YOU WISH***

Actually... I suggest that you encourage your sons to be as queer as a 2 dollar bill.
My late uncle Freddy always used that expression. Thankfully, Uncle Freddy can RIP knowing there are plenty of people carrying on his great tradition of bigotry.

I'm rather negative and heart-broken as of late. Time to return to a life of male sluttery.

Officially Christmas Season

Oh goody. I love sleigh bells and pine scent.
I actually really do enjoy the smell of pine, but I am not sure if I've ever been blessed with the opportunity to hear REAL sleigh bells. Hmm..

I'd take my girlfriend on a cuddly, nice, warm bell-filled sleigh ride for the holidays-

EXCEPT SHE"S A BITCH.