1/29/09

Ice

Is the ice build-up thicker on my car, or around my heart?

1/15/09

Too Long

It has been much too long since I have posted, my beloved followers.

What? I don't have any?

12/19/08

Sugar Rush

I have officially had too many cookies over the last several days.
My whole mouth tastes like sugar 24 hours a day.

Diabetic coma, here I come.

12/17/08

Pondering...

Is it just me, or is there something wrong about a millionaire wearing the same (dingy-looking) shirt every blessed day???

If I am ever a millionaire- my wardrobe will be off the hizzy. Just so you know.

12/10/08

Monestary Dreams

Sometimes, I truly wish that I was off living as a Trappist Monk.

Not only would the solitude be nice- but so would the jam.